#MusicMonday – I’m a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess…

Whoop whoop!! Yes it’s time for me to share a track of my liking with you! Yes it’s time for #MusicMonday, my contribution to the musical Monday meme created by Drew Weldon, the Tattooed Book Geek.

Today’s choice is a lot more upbeat than last week’s. It comes from a quite unique band who I saw live in 2004 in a small hidden away venue called Black Canvas in Leeds before heading to the Cockpit for the after party… neither venue is open now. I love the debut album from this band … enjoy…

Filthy/Gorgeous by Scissor Sisters

Oh you’re so filthy
And I’m gorgeous

When you’re walkin’ down the street
And a man tries to get your business
And the people that you meet
Want to open you up like Christmas

You gotta wrap your fuzzy with a big red bow
Ain’t no sum bitch gonna treat me like a ho
I’m a classy honey kissy huggy lovey dovey ghetto princess

‘Cause you’re filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I’m gorgeous (gorgeous)
‘Cause you’re filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I’m gorgeous (gorgeous)

You’re disgusting
Oooh, and you’re nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh ’cause you’re nasty

So Nasty

Oh my,
Oh my God
Oh my God

When you’re runnin’ from a trick
And you trip on a hit of acid
You gotta work for the man
But your biggest moneymakers’ flaccid

You gotta keep your shit together
With your feet on the ground
There ain’t no one gonna listen
If you haven’t made a sound
You’re an acid junkie college flunky dirty puppy dirty bastard

‘Cause you’re filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I’m gorgeous (gorgeous)
‘Cause you’re filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I’m gorgeous (gorgeous)
You’re disgusting
Oooh, and you’re nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh ’cause you’re nasty

‘Cause you’re filthy (so filthy)
Oooh, and I’m gorgeous (so gorgeous)
‘Cause you’re filthy (filthy)
Oooh, and I’m gorgeous (gorgeous, glorious)

You’re disgusting (oh yeah right there)
And you’re nasty (you make me feel so nasty)
You can grab me (drop it)
Oooh ’cause you’re nasty

Every day and every night the people they say to me
Miss Honour thank you for the beautiful work that you be doing for our people
Because everytime when you get out of your Corvette Stingray in your white pumps
And your pink ice washed jeans with the matching pink rap fur coat

We say “This thing, you got it going on, you is gorgeous”
And I say “I am so proud to serve you people because I know that with my looks I can achieve Anything in this world”
Yes I got that Revlon contract

Oh yes thank you I’ll take that record contract too
Because you know what? I’m gorgeous
And my job with my gorgeousness is to serve the people
Serve, and serve some more

Yes, thank you ladies and gentlemen for letting me do my beautiful work
And beautifing this beautiful world that is already, already so pretty.

In your city ladies are blessed with the best dressed chest
Don’t mess the crest on the best breast
Your the best, not a silicon mess
Sally wants a street, got meet with the freak for this we-e-ek

Sip the beat, till the next week
Le freak
Between the silk she-e-e-e-e-ts.

Filthy
Gorgeous
Filthy
Gorgeous
Glorious

‘Cause you’re filthy
Oooh, and I’m gorgeous (gorgeous)
‘Cause you’re filthy
Oooh, and I’m gorgeous
You’re disgusting
Oooh, and you’re nasty
And you can grab me
Oooh ’cause you’re nasty

Songwriters: Jason Forbes Sellards, Anna Chamberlain Lynch, Scott David Hoffman, Writers Unknown
© Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd.